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wewereallfatedtopretend:

❦

The things I would do for these cupcake and milk. Ahhhhhhhhhh

wewereallfatedtopretend:

The things I would do for these cupcake and milk. Ahhhhhhhhhh

elliottstables:

quite possibly the greatest reaction to the meteor in russia 

elliottstables:

quite possibly the greatest reaction to the meteor in russia 

jasm33t:

wasssssap

Well ,Hello there!!!!!

jasm33t:

wasssssap

Well ,Hello there!!!!!

collegehumor:

Grandpa is Ripped
Check out those killer rock hard, leathery abs.

That will be me in my 70’s I hope.

collegehumor:

Grandpa is Ripped

Check out those killer rock hard, leathery abs.

That will be me in my 70’s I hope.

See what your followers think of you.
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
Avocado: I would eat you because reasons.
http: //we-should-fuck-now-that-i.tumblr.com/ask
did-you-kno:

Source


“I bet YOU!!!!!, you Didn’t know!!!!

did-you-kno:

Source

“I bet YOU!!!!!, you Didn’t know!!!!

jasm33t:

summoning-the-entity:

veganmeth:

fffcuk:

working as a cashier in a grocery store has given me the extremely useless skillset of knowing all the produce codes by heart so i can never look at a banana again without thinking “4011”

And of course organic produce has a 9 in front so…

i forgot the name of a fruit once but i remembered the code, still dont remember the name 

4329 you will forever be a  mystery to me 

That hilarious!!!! I never thought of it like that.